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Caroline and the Novelist

Season 3 Episode 304

Caroline feigns having read a writer's (guest-star Tony Carreiro) novel to impress him, but their first date is a disaster as Caroline's charade quickly crumbles. Meanwhile, Richard jumps to Julia's rescue when her waitress job at Remo's leaves her customers hungry for attention. Also, inspired by the wisdom of a fortune cookie, Charlie believes that he and Annie are meant to be together. Del meets a woman (guest star Christine-Romeo, Lute's real-life wife) on her honeymoon who has passion to spare.

Quote from this episode

Richard

[choked up] It was beautiful.

Caroline

Good, good, good. Okay, tell me all about it now.

Richard

It's hard to put into words.

Caroline

Well, James found a way. It's four hundred and thirty-nine pages!

Richard

What can I say? It's an intense journey between rationalism and absurdist despair.

Caroline

Actually, I was hoping you'd start out with the plot. What happens?

Richard

A horse kicks over a bucket.

Caroline

Okay, and?

Richard

That's it.