Caroline in the City quotes - Caroline in the City Fansite

What'd you do?

Nothing.

You broke Mr Juicy!

Then why did you ask?

I'm going to have to write this up, you know. And do you know what I'm going to have to say?

That I broke Mr Juicy?

(pause) Yeah!

You're dating Caroline Duffy, aren't you?

Yeah, you know her?

I'm Del!

(pause) Yeah?

Del Cassidy!

(pause) Uh-huh?

She never mentioned me?

Del... no, I don't think so.

We were engaged!

Oh, the guy who stole her hairdryer!

(about Joe) So, does he sleep over a lot?

Twice this week.

When Caroline and I were going out, I used to sleep over seven nights a week.

Yeah, well, the difference is, he's not sleeping.

Well, maybe he's got a lot on his mind.

Look at all the flowers Caroline's boyfriend sends her. Why guys I date can't send me flowers?

I understand it's a prison regulation.

Ma, I don't care if he is your best friend's nephew, I am not going out with him.

He's a government official! Women throw themselves at this man!

He's a park ranger. Raccoons throw themselves at this man.

Listen, Del, we've always had a good relationship.

Thanks, Audrey.

I guess I never realised until now how much of it was based on money. Good luck to you.

Caroline, why in the world would I want to be a cartoonist? I mean, I'm an artist!

Gee, thanks.

Oh, no no, that's not what I meant. I meant... What I meant was, my art is important.

Oh, much better!

When you ship a gift, the buff copy has to be sent to accounting. Buff to accounting, green to shipping, periwinkle to the customer, and canary yellow for our files. Why is this so hard to remember?

Maybe this is a good time to tell you I'm colour blind.

Mr Karinsky, you have a very snotty attitude, and that is going to hold you back.

You mean there's 'back' from this?

[seeing Annie dressed as a man again] Well, well, if it isn't the karate kid... Ok, Annie, once is cute, twice is a cry for help.

What are you doing?

I'm going home. The same thing you do after you get out of bed and find your clothes.

Come on, you don't want to miss Caroline's date! Can't miss Quasimodo! Actually, it's been two years. He's probably a full modo by now.

Hey, why does Richard care if his dad's not funny? I mean, no-one's dad is funny.

Well, his dad's a comedian.

So what? You think Charlie Chaplin's kids thought Charlie Chaplin was funny? You think Bob Hope's kids think he's funny?

You think BooBoo thought Yogi was funny?

What are you talking about? Yogi was not BooBoo's dad.

Sure he was. They had the same last name - Bear!

That was not a last name! They were bears!

Okay, this is where we came in... (she and Annie walks toward the door)

(to Caroline) Please, don't leave me here with them!

(tries persuade Annie to leave Remo's) Annie, poverina, it's getting very late.

(about her date) Johnny, he is coming!

So the Mesiah, but it might not be tonight.

(sitting by the table, to waiter) So what you have by the glass?

Let's see... that would be a fork, a napkin and a spoon.

How'd your meeting with Kenneth go?

Oh, you know. (muttering) I hate that man, I hate that man, I hate that man! Well, the usual.

Don't you see what you have here, man? This Jerry Garcia thing is the perfect hook to get women! You know, like, I've got my looks. This could be your thing.

Del, I am not going to say I'm Jerry Garcia's son just to impress a woman, okay?

Why, because 'Hi, I'm Richard Karinsky' is working so well?

You have a lovely home. It is wonderful the way the light can fill such a small space.

(to Richard, with a fake smile) Richard, she's so sweet!

[nervously] Okay, so we have to sleep in the same room...together. You know, it'll be no big deal, really, because we work together every day, and so it'll be the same, except with our eyes closed. So, what side of the bed do you want to sleep on? I mean, some people are really particular. My parents are like locked into sides of the bed. One time they went on this cruise, and, um-

Would you stop?! We're not sleeping in a bed together!

What's the big deal? It'll be like camp.

What camps did you go to?