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You know, Richard, maybe there's another reason why you haven't spoken to me in uh, [she looks at her watch] four hours and ten minutes, but I'm beginning to get the feeling you might be a little bit mad at me.
Why would I be mad at you? Huh...let's think about the last time we talked. [she makes a rewind noise] I gave you some advice about Julia.
Julia. She just invited everyone in your address book... Did I mention none of this was my idea?
[stands by the elevator, talking to a woman holding a laundry basket] ...so I lanced it, and now I can wear bicycle pants.
Um, you know what Richard, you've been great about all this overtime. So, I'll just finish up on my own, and why don't you two go home and enjoy the rest of the evening.
[Richard and Julie look at each other and begin to leave] Oh, no. And leave you here with all of this work? I couldn't, really. I feel terrible if I didn't stay here and help you finish every last... [doors close behind them]
Jeannie
You must be Richard. I'm Jeannie. I used to have your job. A lot of fun, isn't it?
Jeannie
Well, my husband and I are moving back to New York, and I would LOVE to find another job like this. I mean, this is a dream!
Crazy Fred
Would you wrestle an alligator?
Crazy Fred
Would you shave off your eyebrows?
Crazy Fred
Would you wear the company jacket?
Doc
Hey! Got something for you. Close your eyes, okay? You're gonna love this. [walks in with a small tricycle] What do you think?
Doc
No, open you eyes!
Seth
Mom. You're gonna embarrass me in front of Annie... Smaller bites!
[reading from paper] Number one: No procrastinating. Number two: try to make my relationship with Seth last longer than a bottle of ketchup. Number three: tell Caroline that I told Richard she was in love with him. Number four: just say no to french fries. Number five: stay out of other peoples' business--
Well, We were at La Guardia, me and Richie, just waiting around, NOTHING to talk about, and I sort of said kind of in passing that you once had a thing for him, and he said--
Adamo
I'm warning you, Red, drop those charges! If you show up at that hearing, you'll never get a cab in this town again!
Adamo
Alright. Fine. You wanna be nasty about it. [takes a picture of Caroline's face] I'm giving this picture to every cabbie in New York. You'd better get yourself a pair of comfortable walking shoes!
I can't believe my mother introduced us. And you're so great! You're supposed to have a hump on your back and twelve fingers.
Brian
Are you serious?
Brian
You're counting my fingers, aren't you?
I'll tell you what I think is stupid. Setting fire to a guy's desk! Especially when it has valuable things in it, like rare magazines from Swedish... places.
Margaret
Oh! That's that new John Grisham book. Did you get to the part where that...
Margaret
Well, then he'd better stop reading it!
Jose
[about Julia] The hostess, she's so beautiful. Julia. Sophisticated. Worldly. Elegant. Look at that ass!
Jose
Oh yes, I know.
Jose
[puffing out chest] I'm Jose. I fight the bull.
Sorry, I'm looking for my wife. [Walks in, sees mess] I've obviously got the right room. [looks around] Do you know where she went?
Elizabeth
I no speak English.
Elizabeth
Oh, in that case, try the bar around the corner. The bullfighters hang out there.
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